The Suburban Dictionary: The Art of Invented Words

The Suburban Dictionary: The Art of Invented Words

Gleemule: n. One unit of toothpaste, measured from bristle to bristle. (“Would you prefer CRESTULE?” asks The Game of Sniglets’s directions, conveying the surprising information that perhaps Gleem was a more popular mid-80s toothpaste than Crest. )

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I Wanted Everyone in the World to Tell Me What They Were Doing

I Wanted Everyone in the World to Tell Me What They Were Doing